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laura-byrnes: You Can Make Anything Beautiful: I noticed this...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:28:27 -0400

You Can Make Anything Beautiful: I noticed this amazing tattoo from across the room & asked if I could photograph it. Turns out the center line is a long scar from scoliosis surgery. It’s now part of one of the most amazing tattoos I’ve ever seen <3 (at Lemonade)

meladoodle: STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: i just counted my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:45:59 -0400

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

drueisms: oldloves: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:21:46 -0400

drueisms:

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

I love this so much.

nevver: Behind the scenes

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:46:36 -0400

nevver:

Behind the scenes

delianisnotonfire: belladino: nelladee: Know your roses guys...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:26:49 -0400

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._.

salmon is for desire

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:51:03 -0400

Things I never needed to know: Viagra costs $15 dollars a pill, UNLESS YOU CALL NOW AND FOR A...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:48:25 -0400

Things I never needed to know: Viagra costs $15 dollars a pill, UNLESS YOU CALL NOW AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN GET A BONER FOR $3 A POP! DON’T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY PASS YOU BY!

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:06:30 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

nevver: The top of the mountain

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:55 -0400

nevver:

The top of the mountain

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:07 -0400

That awesome moment when you find a friend you can act stupid with

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:30:20 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:29:26 -0400

vampyre: b-ridgett: this is so amazing All book shops should...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:28:00 -0400

vampyre:

b-ridgett:

this is so amazing

All book shops should do this!!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:23:54 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:46:18 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:43:26 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

nevver: Lessons from a Dog

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:08:24 -0400

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nevver:

Lessons from a Dog

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:05:50 -0400

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 21:21:55 -0400

ellesugars: kekkes: i can’t stop thinkin about this tweet it’s...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:26:11 -0400

ellesugars:

kekkes:

i can’t stop thinkin about this tweet it’s so good

thank ;3;